Well Mom, I colored my hair with markers.
Okay actually, what she said is her teacher told her to color her hair with a marker.
Well then, I am just going to have to call your teacher.
Actually, I just colored my hair because I wanted to.
Because I like to have it different colors. Are you mad at me?
No, your just expressing yourself.
So I can color more?
You have to admit, she coordinated the color with her outfit well!